| I woke up very early feeling pretty fine though as I comb my hair I think-----something's in the air Something strange? Something fun? Do I walk, or do I run? So I continue to get dressed Thinking this is quite mysterious Then it hits me all at once O Yea! Today we ride the bus! We ride all day until we see Some shining water, can it be? Hey, it's a lake---This is it! The Kansas City Marriott. Dinner comes and all is well The Garden City Dance was swell! I like the Flying J alright For fuel it makes good sense But not to stay there through the night And not to take up residence! |
The City Market had neat stuff Turkey legs and corn and such We saw the paddle wheel go round Kansas City! What a town! We drove to Kansas for barbecue and beans Again we danced and made the scene. We're watching skits they're all great drama when suddenly I felt great trauma! My body shrunk like Earl's and Doug's And we ate so much we felt like slugs. Well, let's go home I guess it's time We loved the Mystery Trip of '99! |